Headed to my friend Jonathan's to write some dick jokes and walked in on him doing a podcast call-in. He promised Denzel to the host and handed me the phone. I feel bad for the host; for one because my chops were sloppy that day, but more so because Jonathan is an asshole who perpetuated the ruse and now has the host unduly excited about his "get." Anyway, here's the link--I think one reason the host believed it was Denzel is that I'm schizophrenic in my choice of topics in a way that an imposter would never be.
