New Commercials--Fighting Gas Prices AND Noisy Theaters.

"5-on-5" HA HA CAFE, NORTH HOLLYWOOD

Threw up my trademarked "5-0n-5" before a show at the HA HA and got snapped by the Blazers' ESPN blogger. You can throw this up all you want, just remember where you saw it first.

***UPDATE***Getting a lot of comments that The Trackblazers  are a group of DJs operating a few blocks from my old house in Eugene and they've been using this as their logo/hand sign for a while. Rather than debate the origination of the symbol, I urge people to throw up 5-on-5 in support of both the Track and Trailblazers...not at my shows though--I'll just think you're a heckler about to throw urine at me.

NEW APPEARANCE-FRESH FROM THE LAB AT THE HOLLYWOOD IMPROV

MORE DENZEL? BELIEVE IT!

Always a pleasure to host Geekscape with Jonathan and Gilmore. Check it out and take one more step on the path to righteousness. 

GEEKSCAPE GUEST-HOST

My Geekscape appearance went up yesterday and I'm already very proud of myself. Notable highlights include:

-me defaming a group of friends who'd invited me to a party the night before.

-me almost throwing up on the microphone.

-me belittling the show's producer.

-me staring off into space for extended stretches, trying to regain my bearings.

Thanks again to Jonathan, Teymor, Gilmore and all the 'scapists who've already contacted me since the airing. I can't wait to come back.

NEW APPEARANCE

Headed to my friend Jonathan's to write some dick jokes and walked in on him doing a podcast call-in. He promised Denzel to the host and handed me the phone. I feel bad for the host; for one because my chops were sloppy that day, but more so because Jonathan is an asshole who perpetuated the ruse and now has the host unduly excited about his "get." Anyway, here's the link--I think one reason the host believed it was Denzel is that I'm schizophrenic in my choice of topics in a way that an imposter would never be. 

http://chrisfafalios.podbean.com/2009/06/30/chris-fafalios-white-van-podcast-10-featuring-jonathan-london-and-denzel-washington/

Worldwide Appearance

Denzel Washington promotes The Taking of Pelham 123.  Click on geekscape.net link in the Links section and watch the phoner about a third of the way in.

Here's the new page, knuckleheads. Thanks for your support. Corey.